Parking Is Hard

Gallery 1: (added 1-24-08)

Car.  Parking space.  Car.  Parking space.  Is it really that difficult to understand?

Good job.  It appears as though you were trying to ram the other car but veered out of the way at the last minute.

I can't really blame this guy.  I mean holy shit, smokes are on sale!  Parking stalls mean nothing when Camels are on the line.

All those diagonal lines are pretty confusing.  I like how you have made it convenient for passers-by to flick boogers on your windows.

You really screwed the pooch this time - that guy can *almost* get into his car.

The best thing about driving a giant 4x4 is that it's only inconvenient for other people.

The ride is so plush in a Hummer - you hardly feel the bumps.  Curbs, shopping carts, small children...  You can roll over all of them completely unaware.

I dub you Baron von Fuckwad, Lord of the Half-wits.

Good, great.  Excellent.  The object is to center the car between the lines, assneck.

For the first time in the history of the Moron Olympics, a parking lot double douche has been perfectly executed in competition.

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