Parking Is Hard - Gallery 2

Parking Is Hard

Gallery 2:
(added 1-25-08)

That's right, cockwash, make sure nobody can park next to you. It would be a shame to mess up the $40 paint job on your $12 Geo Storm.

The sign says "compact cars only", not "please give everyone red-ass by taking up as many spaces as possible".

I honestly don't know what the fuck is going on here. Perhaps they used magical disappearing-reappearing paint to stripe the lot.

You should try to make your rape van less conspicuous - it will take the cops longer to find you that way.

For shit's sake. Did you opt for the model without a fucking steering wheel?

You make baby Jesus cry.

Every time you straddle a line, Microsoft will send you $5. You're rich!

I ain't got no time for no sissy-boy parking lot hooey! Where's my penis pump?

"Bravo" is right! You're the world's largus anus. I hope you get run over a compact car some day.

What the Christ is this happy horse shit? If you can't park it, don't own it.