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| Gallery 3: (added 1-26-08) |
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| This makes my colon bleed. For reference, "Tundra" is Latin for "will not fit in a goddamn compact space". | |||||||||||||||||||
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| For all that is good and holy... Perhaps you should master more conventional parking techniques before attempting to back into a space. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| I award you the Golden Dildo for not giving a shit about anything. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| I call this phenomenon "dick dominoes". All it takes is one shlong to set off a whole chain of cock-like behavior that will last the entire day. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| There are old lines, and there are new lines. Unsure which ones to follow, I applaud your decision to split the difference. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| It's time to take Grandma's license away. And the whiskey. Just a suggestion. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| The drivers aren't at fault here. Clearly, the stalls have been marked in the wrong place. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| In addition to shrinking your kurbel, it would seem that the steroids impaired your driving ability. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Brilliant. Your parking job is so bad, it contradicts itself. You have single-handedly corrupted the space-time continuum. | |||||||||||||||||||
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| Ah, fuck it. I'll just hop out of my car while it's still rolling and see where it ends up. | |||||||||||||||||||
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