Parking Is Hard

Gallery 7: (added 2-24-08)

Alert!  Alert!  Skin missile detected in Sector 2!

If you are a raging imbecile, one option is to find someone else equally lacking in competence and park next to them.  That way, you may appear less sphincter-like in comparison.

Look at meeeeeeeee!  I am a jiz collector.

If I could train birds to shit on a specific car, it would be yours.

My foot is really itching to meet your ass.

Parking spaces are like assholes.  They're both hard to get into when you're piss-drunk.

You are a crap stain on the underwear of life.

This is your SUV.  This is your SUV smeared with monkey poo.  Any questions?

On the left: On the right:

Compact space, compact car, no problem. Compact space, SUV, problem.  Guess what?  You're going to crawl through the passenger door and like it.

Meet Gaylord LeTwat, purveyor of fine blindfolds.

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