Parking Is Hard - Gallery 8

Parking Is Hard

Gallery 8:
(added 3-6-08)

You can tell a lot about a person from the way they park. This guy, for example, is a pillow biter.

See? Your parking job is so shitty, garbage cans are attracted to it.

Looking at the way you park is like French kissing a turd.

Car keys + bong hits = this.

What in Jehosephat is this butt stick doing?

That's craptastic!

Well, this is something new. Actually... no, it's not. Same shit, different idiot.

For the last time, do NOT operate a motor vehicle while applying Vagisil.

I like classic cars. I don't like you. I bet you're wondering how those ass prints got on your hood.

Here, in it's native environment, we glimpse the rare North American bung-piloted cockwagon.